HONORABLE MENTION.....
Bob Watson - Former Yankee
Always hands out harsh suspensions to Sox players
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MAY 2005 Donkey Awards
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JUNE 2005 Donkey Awards
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Keith Foulke: "Johnny from Burger King" comment was just lame. Also the wrong sponsor!
If His ERA keeps climbing, he'll be starring in Southwest Airlines "Wanna get away" commercials.
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JULY 2005 Donkey Awards
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Hey Sheff - thanks for stirring the pot in clubhouse. Maybe that's why you're not the leader? |
Hey Sweet Lou, I guess the "sweet" nickname is sarcastic? Here he is blowing a gasket vs Sox... |
US Border personnel. How the hell did you miss this one? Not enough clues? Did you see any horror movies growing up? Blood, chainsaw, knife... |
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AUGUST 2005 Donkey Awards
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10 NCAA violations - 5 are major. Gee, why did Lou Holtz retire again? Oh... |
Notoriety by Jim "don't call me Chris" Everett interview, what do you expect. Some off color remark about Shawn Kemp's return & women who want his children to get ready... This used to ruin careers (Jimmy the Greek) |
Dwight Gooden. Poor bastard. Can someone please help this guy? If not, his last story will most certainly be tragic... |
Phil Hellmuth of poker fame. Biggest whiny bitch of all of them, but no dummy. For $3500 a pop (170 attended - $600K), get 3 day poker camp in Vegas. The kicker? The "instructors" (other pros) take part in the CASH tourney at end of camp to help "evaluate" you. |
Of Note.....
Visit www.RUNWILLYRUN.com - a cross country (literally) run inspired by the movie Forest Gump. No kidding. This guy started in Newport Beach Ca, and is ending in Newport RI around Sept 14th. He's not raising money, just trying to inspire folks. Yes, we think he's a little off, but still give him credit. He's all the way into Pennsylvania at this point...
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September 2005 Donkey Awards
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When was the last time an MLB team made the playoffs with an 82-80 record. Unbelievable. Indians and Philly fans are seriously pissed... |
Chisox skipper Guillen. Decided to make the choke gesture after clinching vs. Indians. Well, if he gets fired, we have a job for him! |
Shockey. Upset that his coach benched Plaxico Burress after loss to SD. Should have been complaining about the defense... |
Reality TV. Can you believe there are well over 200 of these shows? Have things become this bad??? |
Of Note.....
Michigan State head coach John L. Smith, prior to meeting Michigan in a press conference. At this point his Spartans are 4-0 and climbing the top 25. He refuses to answer questions from reporters who haven't been there for each game this season. He won't allow any bandwagon reporters to pose questions. His quote: "if it were up to me, none of you would be allowed in here". Priceless...
Oh, you'll love this one.....
We recently did some advertising, which ended up incorrectly sending traffic to newyorkchoke.com (thanks again to those of you who sent us a heads up). We didn't own the site, and it was actually available for sale but we saw no need to buy it.
Some DONKEY heard the ad, went to the wrong site, and then bought the domain name. The kicker? He sent us an email stating "As I'm sure you are aware by now, we have the domain name NewYorkChoke.com". Someone was attempting to pull a fast one...
Hi Nate. You little prick.
He basically stole traffic paid for by our advertising dollars and redirected it to his site (conveniently neglected to tell us that part). he wanted us to place ads/links to his site FOR FREE (among other things) in exchange for the domain. We're thinking about suing his ass. He's so stupid that he even detailed his thought process of how he STOLE traffic (ie. money) in an email. DONKEY. Please feel free to send him an email.
His address is: natemas@yahoo.com - tell him we said hi...
2005 NYChoke.com