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Designed for your ideas & feedback!  Keep sending us STUFF!! 

Special thanks to Mike M. for sending us this gem at the "Stadium shaped like a toilet bowl" as he put it...

Visit & chime in on our new blogger !!! Create your own Blog... OR - Give it back to the bums yourself!!!  (Excerpt was featured in 9/20 USA Today Sports)

 

 

We've hit an amazing 100,000 hits!!!  Thanks to everyone!!!  We've gone international too.  Amazing.  Here's a sample of who's been checking in from where:

Canada / United Kingdom / Sweden / Japan / Dominican Republic / Belgium / Israel / Italy / Australia / Norway / Ghana / Seychelles / Iceland / Netherlands / New Zealand / Germany / Austria / Mexico / Switzerland / Brazil / Russian Federation / Ireland / Thailand / Yugoslavia / Singapore / Colombia

Keep Spreading the word!!!  Worldwide!!!

The count is now up to 53 different countries!!!

 

We placed an add for "free baseball stuff" Last Season in the NY Papers...

What they didn't know is that a direct link to this site is what would greet them.....

 

Here are some of our favorite responses:

Rafe, Staten Island: Go "bleep" yourself you "bleepedy Bleep".  I hope you die. (At least he got right to the point)

James, Bronx: If I ever find out who you are, I'll cut your "Bleeping" Nuts off. (Ouch! Anyone want to buy a website?)

Diane, White Plains: I hope you get whats "Bleeping" coming to you, you big piece of "Bleep".  "Bleep" You and your whole "Bleeping" family. (You don't know Tony Soprano do you?)

Billy J. Ryan, Buffalo: You are  a "Bleeping" "Bleep" Hole for making me think this was free stuff. (New Yorkers should know better than anyone that nothing is for free)

(Please note that spelling & grammar were cleaned up.  Aren't there schools in NY?)

On the whole, responses were fairly nasty and sloppy.  Nothing is for free you suckers... Except Revenge!

 

 

Here's some positive feedback from June...

Keep up the good work.  I was able to piss off all my Yankee friends with one click!

Were you born in a manger?

Do you have Steinbrenners address?  (No we don't - please pass it along)

Now you have Mets fans on the bandwagon.  Thanks for Pedro by the way.  (No problem, Please tell him to keep his mouth shut)

I think we should rename the monster seats - "the Dick Radatz Monster Seats" (Agreed)

Are you hiring? (No, but please send in your ideas.  We'll hook you up with something)

 

Here's something from a recent visit to Yankee Stadium: 

 

Here's some NY feedback from July...

We may have choked but we still have done things the bosox never will, win three in a row and 4 out of 5 championships like the yanks did  96,98,99,00 and oh yeah,have you forgotten 1986, nice choke....lol..hey it is all in fun, my hats off to the red sox they never quit...good luck...  (MAC W)

NYchoke: We're just getting started...

NYchoke: How's that 10 games back in Aug looking?  Recurring theme is that you guys are stuck in the past.  Sox are primed to go on a run with strong farm system...

 

First off, I am a Bronx born lifetime Yankee Fan, and even though you're our
sworn enemies I congratulate you on your Championship.  BUT......

     Your site is hilarious.  I just wanted to see your headlines of the
Shilling shellacking last night and saw your ads. I mean I couldn't stop
laughing.  It seems like anyone from "Boston" can't go a full day without
mentioning the words "Yankee" or "New York".  To the point where, I think
the people in your city wouldn't know what to do with themselves if there
were no "Yankees" or "New York".  You need us, though you will not admit it.
  So, the next time you go to Fenway PAAAK, bask in the sun and savor your
championship, at this rate you guys are due for another one, lets
see....um...2090.  So have fun and enjoy.  It's a great feeling isn't it?  
Yeah we know how it feels all too well. However, this does not compensate
for an organization that is known for its pathetic history.  But hey, you
can't win them all, right?   Oh, and by the way, you guys swept St. Louis in
the World Series.  So where are the Cardinal shirts?  Truly pathetic!  Keep
up the good work.  Hey whatever helps you sleep better at night right? lol

P.S.  Can't wait to see you this October.  Bronx Yankee (JS)

NYchoke: The whole 86 more years thing is lame.  Truth is we do need the Yanks.  Victory is much sweeter that way...

so, what is there to do after a spanking by our arch-rival???  Well,
> there's therapeutically burying  it in denial...by making fun of the
> ones we hate the most.

THE YANKEE FRATERNAL DANCE! And, step, two, three, four, step, two
three four... (Michael E)

NYchoke: Uh, OK.  What???

 

NYchoke: The whole 86 more years thing Again?  Interesting that you have to crap on the park instead of the team eh?  Year 2000! Year 2000!

 

great site im a born in da bronx hardcore yankees fan but i have to admit the donkey page is the best, and i understand the frustration over the years and the hatred for the yanks but the baseball Gods rewarded you guys so congrats. However these idiots throw money away on Kevin Brown and Tom choke of all chokes Gordon. Joe Torre is a great guy but i think he developed Grady Little disease. I say break them up and bring the young ones up, for i cant see how these guys make the money they  do. Funny I never hated the red sox and when i was a kid i loved louie Tiant( used to always practice his windup in the mirror).....remember not all yankee fans are bad people , for the true diehards like myself suffered with season tickets in the 80's when donny baseball was all we had while the mets were winning the world series, as crazy as this sounds yankee fans were rooting for the sox so you guys are less hated then the sh*theads from queens........good luck rest of the season.   (RICO)

NYchoke: Thanks!

 

 

Here's some Creative Stuff from July...

 

 

August feedback was from our blogger !!! 

Here's an excerpt from late Aug ...

SUBJECT: Sox Management "Banning" Yankees Suck T's

Staff said...

Talk about nasty & vulgar t-shirts. If you haven't taken a walk around Yanks Stadium, it's all Yankee apparell and thats it. That includes Boston Sucks t-shirts. (I guess they had to scrap all those 1918 ones - HA) 

We stopped wearing those 1918 shirts. They got too small as we got older and bigger.

8:15 AM

 

Staff said...

Thats funny. So you're old & big? Maybe you should visit Thornton Melon's store...

And the reason you stopped wearing them was...

Oh yeah, because of the biggest choke in sports history...

YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000!

10:11 AM

Anonymous said...

And the reason you stopped wearing them was...They got too small as we got older and bigger.
You forgot to put this in front of YEAR 2000!
YEAR 1923!YEAR 1927!YEAR 1928!YEAR 1932!YEAR 1936!YEAR 1937!YEAR 1938!YEAR 1939!YEAR 1941!YEAR 1943!YEAR 1947!YEAR 1949!YEAR 1950!YEAR 1951!YEAR 1952!YEAR 1953!1956!YEAR 1958!YEAR 1961!YEAR 1962!YEAR 1977!YEAR 1978!( remember that summer? where did that 14 game go?)YEAR 1996!YEAR 1998!YEAR 1999!

10:49 AM

 

Staff said...

No one remembers the years you listed - or frankly cares.

What they do remember is 2004. Every playoff series in EVERY sport will always refer to it when someone is down 3-0. It lives in INFAMY...

The Babe, the Curse, 1918, Bucky Dent, Billy Buck, etc was all ERASED and now forgotten. We don't care anymore. It doesn't matter (feels great by the way). The greatest comeback in sports history came against our archrivals - The NY Chokees.

No one will EVER forget that one...

1918 is gone. Year 2000 has been born...

 

 

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